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Lawyer Joke of the Week: “Lawyers & Engineers”

Three lawyers and three engineers are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, each of the three lawyers buys a ticket while the three engineers buy only one ticket. “How can the three of you travel on one ticket?” asks a lawyer. “Watch...

Lawyer Joke of the Week: The Godfather

What do you get when you send the Godfather to Law School?* An Offer You Cannot Understand.* *But not Wayne State University Law School, where I went.  My classmates and I are all perfectly understandable (at least to one another).

Lawyer Joke of the Week – “The Light Bulb”

How Many Lawyers Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? Such number as may be deemed to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the following agreement: ARTICLE ONE SUMMARY OF SERVICES TO BE PERFORMED Whereas the party of the...

What happens in Probate Court…

…does not always stay in Probate Court In Michigan, Probate Courts serve the primary purpose of protecting those who are incapable of speaking for themselves due to death, incapacity, or being under 18.  This protection does not extend to protecting the privacy...

Lawyer Joke of the Week

NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go — and couldn’t return to Earth. The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. “A million dollars,” he answered, “because I want to donate it to M.I.T.” The...