A police chief, a fire chief, and a city attorney from Northern Michigan were traveling together by car to a municipal management conference at DeVos Place in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Their car broke down near Cedar Springs, Michigan, and they were forced to seek shelter for the night at a nearby farmhouse. The farmer welcomed them in, but cautioned them that there were only two spare beds, and that one of them would have to sleep in the barn with the farm animals. After a short conference, the police chief agreed to take the barn.View Post
Tag: Joke Of The Week
Lawyer Joke of the Week: Grand Rapids Lawyer vs. Muskegon Plumber
A wealthy Grand Rapids lawyer purchased a beautiful home on Muskegon Lake near the channel to Lake Michigan in late December last year. The lawyer wanted to make some upgrades to the home before moving in, so he decided to stay in his current home in Walker until some redecorating was completed in the spring.View Post
Lawyer Joke of the Week: Coming Home to Muskegon
Young Attorney Joe Schmo grew up in Muskegon, Michigan, then moved away to attend college in Ann Arbor followed by law school in Chicago. Joe worked for a couple years at a big Chicago law firm but decided to come back to Muskegon because he thought he could be a big man in Muskegon right away.View Post
Lawyer Joke of the Week: NYC Lawyer's Hubris
A New York City lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher in Hudsonville, Michigan. The rancher’s prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher claimed that the bull must have been hit by the train, and wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull.View Post
Lawyer Joke of the Week: Why Engineers go to Heaven…
An engineer died and was mistakenly sent to hell. Fairly quickly, he had redesigned the place. Hell cooled down considerably thanks to the air conditioning he built and installed. The escalators and elevators worked just fine. Manual labor was quickly becoming a thing of the past.View Post
Lawyer Joke of the Week: "Lawyers & Engineers"
Three lawyers and three engineers are traveling by train to a conference.
At the station, each of the three lawyers buys a ticket while the three engineers buy only one ticket.
“How can the three of you travel on one ticket?” asks a lawyer.
“Watch and you’ll see,” answers an engineer.View Post
Lawyer Joke of the Week: The Godfather
What do you get when you send the Godfather to Law School?*
An Offer You Cannot Understand.*
*But not Wayne State University Law School, where I went. My classmates and I are all perfectly understandable (at least to one another).
Lawyer Joke of the Week – "The Light Bulb"
How Many Lawyers Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?
Such number as may be deemed to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the following agreement:View Post
Lawyer Joke of the Week
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go — and couldn’t return to Earth.
The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. “A million dollars,” he answered, “because I want to donate it to M.I.T.”View Post